This two hour stage production toured the United States in 2003 and ran on the corner of Broadway and 42nd Street in Times Square in 2004.

Baggy-pants comedy meets cirkus splendor in High Heels & Red Noses! With enough side-splitting slapstick, glorious glamour, burlesque humor, ensemble hijinks, and sheer heart-stopping thrills to satisfy the most discerning audience, High Heels & Red Noses features the world's best in variety entertainment, including:

• Mr. Pennygaff Swallowing Swords, Sabres, Scissors, and Neon Tubes

• Hypnotic Hula-Hoop Gyrations of Miss Saturn
• Feather's Amazing Striptease Trapeze Act
• The Non-Stop Pratfalls and Astounding Acrobatics of the Slapinski Brothers
• Mistress Philomena's Precision Bull-Whip Mastery
• Homeland Security Song and Dance Routine
• The Crackerjack Cigar Box Manipulation of Adam Kuchler
• The Amorous Antics of Matthew Morgan, Comically Kissable Clown
• Kinko the Clown's Diablo Tribute to Cirque du Soleil

• Tarzana's Astonishing Aerial Rope Contortions
• Raja Azar and Tim Hoey Rocking Out as the Bindlestiff Family Cirkus Band
• An All-Singing, All-Dancing, All-Juggling Finale!